Where Eagles Dare

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This song is about eagles.


I've been here
I've been there
I've been where fucking eagles dare

I'm so smart
off the chart
my brain is like a work of art

that's my opinion of myself
much better than everybody else
if you want the truth, I'll give it to you
I'm so much more awesome in hell

I am so much more awesome in hell
so much more awesome in hell
and I am so much more awesome in hell, yeah
gee-whiz, sounds fucking swell

why can't you fucking see?
you wanna be like me
you know I got it all
I'm good looking and tall
best of the best, better than the rest
I'm so much more awesome in hell


from Demo Number One, track released January 1, 2013



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Piss Poor Houston, Texas

Rousing tunes from four friends of King Kool in Houston about animals and stuff. Dick Slither - rhythm guitar and lead vocals; Gino Pervertti - lead guitar and vocals; Sampson Pissington Culpepper III, esquire - bass guitar and vocals; Duke LaRue - drums. ... more

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